What’s your OTP with my muse?

brausxsasha:

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(Источник: weaknessismeaningless)

04.23.2014 / +10278 / VIA & ORGREBLOG

blauekornblume:

But can you handle me?


I’ll try my best [of course she can. Getting them all out the door without making an ass of herself is a different matter]

Obviously. I’ve done it before and I’ll do it again.

It’s alright, I’m not going to watch. { He’s telling the truth, for once, and he turns away to sort some other things }

(Источник: donkixotskij)

04.23.2014 / +29 / VIA & ORGREBLOG
04.23.2014 / +31580 / VIA & / REBLOG

blauekornblume:

I doubt that.


Right. How many?

I may not look strong, but I assure you that I am. I have the second strongest military in the world, after all.

Three. You can lift that all at once, I’m sure.

(Источник: donkixotskij)

04.23.2014 / +29 / VIA & ORGREBLOG

important character development questions

Under what circumstances do they lick a thing to claim it as their own

Never; he’s not a dog. Plus he’s too much of a germophobe for that.

What are their feelings, hypothetical or otherwise, regarding the High School Musical series

He’d probably hate it. I mean, lets be honest, he hates most things.

Whose face(s) would they draw dicks on in sharpie if they saw them passed out on a couch at a party

Everyone except Emilie, Matthew, and possibly Alexei.

What would their reaction be to seeing Frozen in theaters and witnessing Hans doing the douchebag thing

04.23.2014 / +1REBLOG

blauekornblume:

I’ll rebreak it for you later, you big baby.

Where is the bookcase?

If you so much as come near me I’ll break a lot more than your leg.

Bookcases. Plural. { Gestures to the far right of his living room, where they’re leaning against the wall } There.

(Источник: donkixotskij)

04.23.2014 / +29 / VIA & ORGREBLOG

blauekornblume:

[grumbles] So you’re moving and conveniently hurt your ankle.


What should I start with?

We’ve been over this. My leg healed wrong after the war and I’ve been in pain since. It’s not convenient at all.

Probably the heavier things. I dismantled my bookcases, so they should probably go down first.

(Источник: donkixotskij)

04.23.2014 / +29 / VIA & ORGREBLOG

blauekornblume:

[bangs on his door awhile later]

{ It takes him a moment to answer, but he does eventually, and motions for her to come inside }

The food is ready. You’ve got about twenty minutes before the moving van gets here and we need to carry things downstairs.

(Источник: donkixotskij)

04.23.2014 / +29 / VIA & ORGREBLOG

blauekornblume:

[Text] For a second I thought it was a used cotton ball


[Text] My dogs will be left behind, though they are naught but babies

[текст » Louise(( ] he acts like a used cotton ball its okay

[текст » Louise(( ] thats fine with me. hurry over.

(Источник: donkixotskij)

04.23.2014 / +29 / VIA & ORGREBLOG

blauekornblume:

[Text] Who?

[текст » Louise(( ] Dima!

[текст » Louise(( ] look at him isn’t he cute.jpg

(Источник: donkixotskij)

04.23.2014 / +29 / VIA & ORGREBLOG